Allysia Prime...a gun in a baggie....

The shuttle was dropping slowly, the small boosters pushing it away gently. Tom returned with his trusty 45. I looked at Tom. "What are we going to do with that?" I asked him. "Meet me at the airlock with a box of baggies..." he replied as he ran...

Dear Mom and Dad....

I don't know if they celebrate Christmas where you are, I just know you're not here. It's been many a year since you left Dad, and Mom you've been gone a handful. Dave, I miss you too. I never realized you were being the best big brother you could be...

Fanci Nanci says "Embrace the suck"....

Imagine the jewish in Hitlers Germany being told to "embrace the suck", or maybe the american indian, or maybe the pre-civil rights black being told to "embrace the suck". See, Nanci Pelosi wants you to sit down and enjoy the ride to healthcare,...

I am offended for all those christians out there.....

A elementary school in a small state decided to have a christmas concert. The kids all practiced real hard and the night of the concert came. The parents all gathered in the audience waiting to hear their little angels sing. They were doing fine until...

Allysia Prime....Oh my god...they're all dead

I awoke to a second day of the oxygen sensors setting off alarms. The engineering section was showing a computer malfunction in the oxygen sensors. Reinsfeld had not been seen since the discussion in the arboretum, but he couldn't go anywhere. The...

Reputation is everything.....

What does the name "Jeep" mean to you? If you're like me, pictures of war time jeeps going everywhere and anywhere wheels could do. I see the prime example of four wheel drive, capable and willing, easy to fix and maintain. Jeeps these days are very...

So I put $5 into the lottery....

The mega-million lottery is up to over half a billion dollars, so I thought "What the hell...why not. Can't win if you don't play, right?". The government takes half, so if you're the sole winner, it's about $250,000,000. Not bad right? Anyway, the...